I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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