i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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