Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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