would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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