Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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