party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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