saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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