6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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