I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
FUCK WHALES
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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