Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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