she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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