Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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