okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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