Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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