Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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