If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
