How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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