Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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