So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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