nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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