I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
