***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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