So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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