Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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