I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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