last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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