Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I currently don't understand fingers.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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