i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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