We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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