The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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