I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just had sex on a roof
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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