"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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