You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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