i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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