This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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