You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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