the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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