How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize