direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Bring me that man meat
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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