Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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