This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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