I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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