As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?