If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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