So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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