just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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