i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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