grandma shit on top of the toilet
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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