he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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