Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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