I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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