he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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