Sorry, I don't speak sober.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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