Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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