If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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