I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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